Comedians spout one-liners as servers supply guests with grub & Surly-brewed suds at full-service restaurant

Maids take on kitchen, dining room, bathroom & bedroom, dusting, vacuuming & spritzing with nontoxic products

Aveda-trained aestheticians restore worn countenances with relaxing facial treatments that hydrate & cleanse beneath colorful local art

More than 90 traditional Mexican platters line up on expansive menu, including mole enchiladas & molcajetes served in hot rock bowls

Subscriptions to popular magazines, such as Glamour, Details & Wired, school readers on emerging trends & thought-provoking subjects

Individually vacuum-wrapped & carefully selected steaks, seafood, sides & desserts grace doorsteps in reusable dry-ice-packed containers

Artfully presented sushi rolls & Asian-inflected seafood entrees, washed down with Japanese beers & sake

Executive chef devises selection of wine, shared appetizers & rich entrees such as roasted, organic pork chop

Spa services help to rejuvenate bodies, ease aches & stimulate cell production

Drivers deliver vacuum-sealed & freezer-packed seafood, chicken & locally sourced pork & beef, guaranteed fresh for a full year