16 varieties of farm animals, such as llamas & pigs, greet tiny hands as tots feed them & then ride child-size trains

Animal-free circus delights audiences with hilarious clowns & high-flying acrobats under giant, fabric big-top tent

Bowling alley hosts multifarious fun with karaoke, full-service bar & Rock 'n' Bowl nights on Fridays & Saturdays

Photo booth accommodates up to 12 people & emits lab-quality black & white & color photos

Scenic waters & beginner-friendly rapids carry rafts along 10 miles of Kings River as guides teach skills & keep boats on course

Employees lead 90-minute tours for guests aged 18 & older through five floors of historic armory & elaborate adult-film sets

Mild-mannered steeds carry riders through Seven Devils Mountains & fields with pause for lunch during full-day outings

Seasoned & certified instructors walk students of all levels through ground lesson before taking them into blue skies for half-hour flight

From morn to moonrise, friendly refs lead vivid games of X-ball & rec ball on two dusty fields & direct living canvases to onsite showers

Up to eight campers can split up activities such as zipline tours, paintball games & rock climbing on two-night camping excursion